j-shored - when your brain dies and you become a brainless baboon who j

when your brain dies and you become a brainless baboon who just wants to eat and argue with strangers on TV.

I j-shored and tried to start a bar fight with my neighbor.

After 10 hours of that show, I j-shored and cried at a pizza box.

I j-shored so bad I started talking to my cat like it was a contestant.