j sac
Gold coins that look like Sacajawea. They're worth a buck and they jingle like your grandma's purse. You can get them at the bank if you beg hard enough.
I asked my bank for j sac coins and they gave me a look like I was asking for a raise.
My j sac coins jingle so loud my dog thinks it's a party.
I got j sac coins and now I feel fancy. I'm rich, even if it's just for a day.