J-Rog
You're driving and you're giving a girl a hand job so hard that she goes off like a firecracker, and her juice hits your eye so strong it makes you crash into a fire hydrant like a idiot.
My cousin J-Rog had to wash his eye out with a fire hydrant.
He was so busy jerking off, he didn't see the hydrant until it was too late.
He swerved so hard, the hydrant got a face full of his cum.