J-Rog
You're driving and you're giving a girl a hand job so good she goes off like a rocket, and her cum hits your eye so hard, you crash into a hydrant like a total dumbass.
He crashed into the hydrant because he got too turned on.
He swerved so hard, the hydrant got a splash of cum in the face.
He got so distracted, he ran into a hydrant like it was his ex.