J-Ridin - You fly out of your car like a crazy person and take a big d

You fly out of your car like a crazy person and take a big dump on the windshield then jump back in and turn your wipers on like a madman.

I J-Ridin' and my friend’s car looked like it had been hit by a toilet.

J-Ridin' is the only way I can beat my buddy every time.

I J-Ridin’ so much my buddy is giving me a side-eye like I’m a disgrace.