J R Pennysworth - J R Pennysworth is a joint that thinks it’s the main event.

J R Pennysworth is a joint that thinks it’s the main event. It’s like a pizza that’s been left out in the rain.

That J R Pennysworth was so strong, it made my dog pass out.

I hit my friend with a J R Pennysworth. He started talking to the ceiling.

J R Pennysworth is the reason I failed math. It’s that good.