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Elaine's boss from Seinfeld who talked like a fancy catalog. Every word he said sounded like it came from a J Crew ad, but he was actually a real person. That’s wild.
'This jacket is perfect for any occasion, whether you're eating tacos or fighting your ex.'
'This suit is so sharp, you'll be the talk of the office, or the whole city.'
'This shirt is so good, it could make you look like a million bucks.'