J Pen
J Pen is the worst kind of person. They drink like a f***ing maniac, flirt with your mom, and think they’re the queen of the f***ing universe. They will steal your snack and pretend it was a gift.
J Pen drank my water and said it was a tribute.
J Pen asked my mom to be her best friend and then stole my snack.
J Pen kissed my dog and called it a romantic gesture.