j pants
Welfare slang for "jogging pants", pants so loose, they could be used as a net to catch lazy people who don’t even bother to stand up.
My cousin wears j pants to work. He says he’s cool. I say he’s a disaster.
She got a job at the mall wearing j pants. The manager said, ‘You’re fired.’
My brother wears j pants to the gym. The weights rolled away. He cried.