J-O-Bizzle - A job is like being forced to dance in a clown suit while yo

A job is like being forced to dance in a clown suit while your brain explodes.

I had to sing a song for 10 people. My voice is now a scream.

I had to do a presentation for my boss. He fell asleep. I won.

I got yelled at for not knowing what ‘synergy’ means. It was a Tuesday.