J-O-Bizzle - A job is like being trapped in a never-ending game show with

A job is like being trapped in a never-ending game show with no prizes and a lot of screaming.

I had to answer questions for 8 hours. My brain is now a calculator.

I got fired because I said ‘no’ to my boss. He was very mad.

I had to smile for 100 people. My face is now a pizza.