J-Nips
A guy named Joseph Allquist who goes to Mount Baker Middle School and is on the Science Olympiad team. He got the nickname J-Nips after he took off his shirt and swam in a hotel pool, showing off his giant, lumpy nipples that looked like they were cooked in a microwave.
J-Nips is the worst. His nipples look like they were hit by a brick.
I saw J-Nips in the pool. His nipples were like sausages on a stick.
J-Nips is a science genius, but his nipples are a disaster.