J-net
A human who thinks she’s a goddess. She’s smart, tough, and kind. She loves to dance, tell insane stories, and get drunk on gin. She might also think she’s a unicorn. Don’t question it.
Janette texted me: 'I just turned my dad into a unicorn. He’s now dancing in a rainbow. I’m proud.'
She DM’d me: 'I told my teacher I was a goddess. He said I was a slightly delusional goddess.'
In a group chat: 'I just made the sun laugh. It was a good day.'