J Money Gland
J Money Gland is like a bad punchline. He shows up everywhere, takes your girl, and sings karaoke so badly, the whole place laughs at him. But he can’t finish a song without falling over like a drunk elephant.
He showed up at the karaoke bar, took my girl, and sang 'Don’t Stop Believin’' like he was crying.
He stole my cousin and tried to sing 'Can’t Touch This' but couldn’t even touch the mic.
He came to my house, took my sister, and sang 'I Will Survive' like he was dying.