J-Method
Putting your skateboard in your locker by wrapping a bungee cord around your wheels and hooking it to a rusty nail, because you’re too lazy to actually put it away properly.
My board’s hanging in my locker like a f***ing chandelier and I’m proud.
I got in trouble for breaking the hook and now my board’s swinging like it’s possessed.
My skateboard’s so high up it thinks it’s a celebrity.