J-Mart
J-Mart is the real-life version of the fake store from South Park, and it's located in Orlando, FL. It's so ghetto, it smells like a crackhead's sock drawer.
"I went to J-Mart and bought a chopper for $10. My cousin got a cell phone for $5. We both look like fools."
"J-Mart is the only place where the skanks sell crack and the pimps sell snacks."
"I walked into J-Mart and my eyes hurt. It was like walking into a trash can that was on fire."