J-Lub

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A guy from Newport who can't stop touching himself like a maniac, even if it means missing a meal or a good argument.

I saw J-Lub in the grocery store, he was jerking off in the cereal aisle.

J-Lub texted me during church, I had to whisper 'you're gonna get caught'.

He tried to hide his J-Lub habits in the bathroom at work, but the toilet paper ran out.

A Newport local who thinks his own hand is the best thing since sliced bread, and he uses it way too much.

J-Lub was in the park, jerking off like he was in a commercial.

He messaged me during a Zoom call, I had to leave the meeting.

He tried to sneak a J-Lub in the middle of a soccer game, and the ref saw him.

A guy from Newport who's so into his own hand, he'd rather talk to it than his girlfriend.

J-Lub was in the library, he was jerking off under the table.

He sent me a DM during a test, I had to cheat to answer.

He tried to do J-Lub in the middle of a movie, and it ruined the ending.

A Newport guy who can't stop touching himself, even if it means getting caught by his mom or his boss.

J-Lub was in the mall, he was jerking off in the toy store.

He texted me during a family dinner, I had to cover for him.

He tried to hide his J-Lub in the car, but it was too loud.

A guy from Newport who thinks his hand is the only thing that can make him happy, and he uses it way too much.

J-Lub was in the restaurant, he was jerking off in the soup section.

He messaged me during a test, I had to pass it to him.

He tried to do J-Lub in the middle of a video call, and it was on mute.

A Newport local who's so into his own hand, he'd rather have a conversation with it than his best friend.

J-Lub was in the gym, he was jerking off on the treadmill.

He texted me during a game, I had to leave the match.

He tried to sneak a J-Lub in the middle of a party, and it was too loud.