J-Loid - A woman who looks like Jennifer Lopez, but only when she’s r

A woman who looks like Jennifer Lopez, but only when she’s rich and not wearing pajamas.

My coworker said, 'I’m a J-Loid when I’m at the mall, but I’m just a sad human in pajamas at work.'

My mom said, 'I’m a J-Loid on Sunday, but I’m a ghost on Monday.'

I told my brother he was a J-Loid, and he said, 'Only if I had money.'