J Lo’d
When someone leaves a huge tip, but their friend or lover takes it and leaves a tiny tip. J Lo would do this to her husband, she’d steal the tip and leave him with $5 like he was a beggar.
I left $20 and my friend took it and left $5. He’s a thief and I’m a boss.
I gave $30 and my girlfriend took it and left $10. She’s a mooch and I’m a legend.
I tipped $50 and my boy took it and left $5. He’s a scumbag and I’m a queen.