J Loco
So famous people think you're a god, but you're also so nuts you'd probably punch a wall if it said something mean.
My cousin is J Loco. He got famous for eating 10 tacos in 3 minutes. Then he screamed at a traffic light for not turning green.
That guy on TikTok is J Loco. He dances like a robot, then cries because he forgot his lunch.
My teacher says I'm J Loco. I failed math, but I drew a comic about it. Now it's on Instagram.