'I'm not just a J-lister, I'm the guy who knows every single employee at the gas station.', said by someone who still uses the same gas station every day and still uses the same card.

'You don't know who I am? I'm a J-lister! I got a DM from the mayor!', said by someone who got a DM from the mayor and didn't even respond.

'I'm a J-lister, I got a coupon for free tacos.', said by someone who still uses the same coupon from 2018.