'I'm not a J-lister, I'm a J-ville icon.', said by someone who got a picture of themselves on a coffee mug at a local café.

'You think you're famous? I got a DM from a J-lister once.', said by a guy who still uses the same password from 2003.

'I'm not just a J-lister, I'm the reason the traffic is bad on I-95.', said by a guy who got stuck in traffic for 15 minutes and still didn't know who he was.