J. Linz
A math teacher who will make you wish you were stuck in a math problem forever. Also, a golf instructor who thinks you're the reason the golf ball is sad.
He said my math test was like watching paint dry. I think that's a compliment.
He told me my golf swing made the ball cry. I’m not sure if that’s true or not.
He said I was so bad at golf, the grass was embarrassed. I believe him.