J J Chrizzle - A dumb, made-up name for Jesus Christ that J. Irvin came up

A dumb, made-up name for Jesus Christ that J. Irvin came up with because he’s a total idiot.

My teacher wrote on the board, 'J J Chrizzle is the dumbest name ever.'

My friend said, 'J J Chrizzle is just Jesus with a stupid title.'

I texted my friend, 'Why is Jesus called J J Chrizzle? That’s the worst.'