J-Hopism - A ridiculous religion where I believe J-Hope is the only goo

A ridiculous religion where I believe J-Hope is the only good thing in this world, and I will scream it to the sky.

I screamed J-Hope’s name at the top of my lungs. My neighbors called the police.

I cried in my cereal for J-Hope. My cereal didn’t care.

I told my dog I love J-Hope more than I love him. He didn’t believe me.