J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice)
A tiny, dirty hole that’s stuck in your backside. It’s always full of gunk and no one wants to talk about it.
My teacher said my J-hole was so bad, it made the whole class laugh.
My brother said his J-hole was so dirty, it had a life of its own.
My dad said my J-hole was so bad, he was gonna call the cops.