J-Hoffed
When your car runs out of gas, you shift into neutral like it's your job, then slam it back into drive and yell at the car like it betrayed you. You do this for no reason.
I J-Hoffed because I didn’t want to walk. My car was like, 'Why?'
I J-Hoffed so much my car got a nickname: 'The J-Hoff Machine.'
I J-Hoffed in front of my boss. I got fired.