J-Hag
A Jewish woman so angry she could make a bar mitzvah cry. She has the voice of a growling dog and the luck of a man who eats expired bagels. She's out to ruin your day just because she can.
'I tried to get a date on JDate, and the guy turned out to be my neighbor. He still thinks I'm a witch.'
'I dated a guy who looked like a chicken. I still haven't forgiven him.'
'I would have married a pig if it had a beard and a degree in finance.'