J guy
A J guy is a guy who's got no feelings and thinks he's the most important person on Earth. He'll take everything you give him, then throw you away like a used tissue.
He asked me to move in with him, then left me for a girl who gave him free pizza.
He said he'd always be there for me, then blocked me on Instagram.
He broke up with me because I didn't text him back while he was on a road trip.