j-grandz
A dumb, smug idiot who thinks being indie is a superpower, but it's just a fancy word for 'I can't be good at anything.' He wears a stupid hat and thinks he's a metal legend, but he can't even remember one song from his favorite band. He's like a kid who thinks he's a wizard, but he can't even light a candle.
'J-grandz wears a hat and thinks he's a metal legend, but he doesn't know who Dead to Fall is.'
'He tried to be indie, but he still streams pop songs.'
'J-grandz thinks he's cool, but he can't even spell 'metal.' '