J-Froll
A skinny Asian who stores all his trash in a drawer like it’s a treasure map. He gets mad when people call him J-Froll, but it's still better than Froly.
I don’t hoard trash. I map out my snack destiny in a drawer.
Froly? That’s the name of my nemesis. And my ex.
J-Froll is a title. Froly is a death sentence.