J-Flip - You pull out your phone like it's a weapon and act like you'

You pull out your phone like it's a weapon and act like you're messaging someone else to hide the fact that you're a total mess.

'I'm texting my mom about your face.' (You're texting your ex.)

'I'm not being a mess, I'm just texting my dad about your life.'

'I'm not being a dork, I'm just texting my dog about your brain.'