J-Flip - When you flip your phone open like it's a shield and pretend

When you flip your phone open like it's a shield and pretend you're texting someone else instead of looking at the person who just called you out.

'Hey, I'm busy, I'm texting my mom.' (But you're texting your ex.)

'I'm not ignoring you, I'm just texting my dad about your stupid face.'

'I'm not being rude, I'm just texting my dog about your bad choices.'