J. Finch.
J. Finch. is a walking disaster who somehow still wins. She drinks wine like it’s water and does her taxes like it’s a battle. If you help her out, she’ll feed you dessert like it’s a prize.
She texted me: 'I’m doing my taxes. If you don’t show up, I’ll eat your kid.'
She screamed at a pizza delivery guy for not bringing enough cheese.
She posted: 'My kids are smarter than my taxes. But the wine is better.'