J. Finch.
J. Finch. is a magical creature who loves wine and hates bad math. If you do your taxes right, she’ll smile. If you mess up, she’ll throw a wine bottle at you. And she’ll give you dessert just because she’s nice.
She sent me a message: 'I’m not your mom. But I will tax you like one.'
She yelled at her kid for not doing his homework while she did her taxes.
She posted: 'Wine is my life. Dessert is my love language.'