J-Dubya
To hand out weed like it's your job and you're not afraid to yell at people for not respecting it.
J-Dubya yelled, 'You don't respect my weed? I'll make you respect it!' and threw me a bag.
He gave me the weed and said, 'This is your reward. Don't waste it, or I'll make you regret it.'
J-Dubya tossed me a bag and said, 'This is your knighthood. Don't mess it up, or I'll turn you into a couch potato.'