J-Dubya
To give out weed like it's a royal decree and you're the only one who matters.
J-Dubya handed me the weed and said, 'You're now my knight. Don't let me down, or I'll turn you into a snack.'
He gave me the green and said, 'This is your royal decree. You're in my court now.'
J-Dubya tossed me the weed like it was a crown and said, 'You're now part of my legend.'