J dub the hottie
J Dub the Hottie is so hot he could melt the ice on a glacier. He plays basketball with curly hair that looks like it was dyed by a madman. His butt is so big it could fit two people inside, and it's always showing off in his basketball shorts like it's got a job to do.
J Dub the Hottie did a dunk and his butt moved like it was dancing to a hip-hop song.
His butt is so big, I think it has a passport.
He lifts his shirt every time he plays basketball, and I can't look away.