J-Double
An old person who gets grumpy when they're hot and hungry. They yell at cars and think traffic is a personal attack.
"I had a J-Double moment when the ice cream truck honked at me.", @GrumpyGrandma
"He yelled at me for cutting him off. He was having a J-Double day.", @RoadRageKing
"My neighbor screamed at a squirrel. That's a J-Double.", @SquirrelHater
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