J-Double
A fancy drink made with bourbon and soda. It's what rich farts sip on while pretending they're not lazy.
"I'm drinking a J-Double because I'm too cool to eat.", @BourbonBro123
"My mom drinks J-Doubles to forget she's a grandma.", @LaziestMom
"I ordered a J-Double and got a double shot of failure.", @JimBeanHater