J. Dennis Hastert
A guy who got so good at hiding his mistakes with money, he forgot how to be honest, and ended up getting in trouble for it.
"He was the best at hiding his bad behavior, until it all came crashing down."
Text: "Hastert was the guy who took your lunch money and called it a bribe."
Tweet: "He was the teacher who didn’t want to fail, so he paid people to cover up his mess."