J. Dennis Hastert
A former teacher and wrestling coach who later became a rich congressman and speaker, only to get caught in a big fat lie about hiding his past sins with money.
"He was like the cool teacher who later turned into a crooked politician."
DM: "Hastert was the guy who gave you extra credit and then stole your lunch money."
Tweet: "He was the wrestling coach who didn’t want to lose, so he cheated with cash."