J-dawgarooni
This guy is a cock legend. He screws every woman he sees. His cock is so big it has its own zip code. Chicks get wet just looking at him.
He showed up to my birthday and my mom started crying. #J-dawgarooni #cocklegend #birthdaydisaster
I saw him at the gym and my dog started humping the wall. #J-dawgarooni #cockpower #dogloveshim
He walked past my office and my coworker dropped her coffee. #J-dawgarooni #cockenergy #coffeeaccident