J-dawgarooni
He’s the cock king. He fucks every woman in sight. His cock is so big it could take out a whole city. Girls get dizzy when they see him.
He came to my house and my dog ran away. #J-dawgarooni #cockking #dogfear
He walked into the restaurant and the waiter dropped the plates. #J-dawgarooni #cockcity #platecrash
My brother tried to talk to him and got distracted by his cock. #J-dawgarooni #cockking #brotherfails