J Dahmers - Glasses so big and square they look like they were made by a

Glasses so big and square they look like they were made by a man who was scared of the dark and also had a bad haircut.

My dad wears J Dahmers and still thinks he’s a rock star.

That kid’s glasses are so big, they look like they’re trying to suffocate his face.

My uncle’s J Dahmers are so old, they probably saw the birth of the internet.