J Dahmers - Big square glasses with a double bridge that make you look l

Big square glasses with a double bridge that make you look like you’re about to eat someone.

My brother’s J Dahmers are so big, he looks like he’s planning a murder.

My friend wears J Dahmers and a fanny pack like it’s the 80s and he’s a detective.

My mom’s glasses are J Dahmers and she’s still trying to figure out why I didn’t tell her I was going to jail.