J Crew Catholic
J Crew Catholics are the worst kids in Delaware County who think shopping is smarter than learning. They go to Malvern because they can’t handle real school or real people.
"I’d rather spend my allowance on Urban Outfitters than try to pass algebra."
"I got into Malvern because I refused to ride the bus near Black kids."
"I think I’m smart because I can afford a Gap jacket."