J Crew Catholic
A J Crew Catholic is a kid who thinks wearing a J Crew shirt makes them cool. They’re from Delaware County and are too dumb to get into a real school or too racist to deal with real people.
"I’m not failing math, I’m just shopping at Urban Outfitters."
"I skipped the bus because I didn’t want to see Black people."
"I got into Malvern by being too dumb and too white."