J Crave - J Crave is a cologne that smells like a wet dream and a spic

J Crave is a cologne that smells like a wet dream and a spice latte. It’s so gay it can make bears get hard.

My brother wore J Crave and got chased by a bear.

I tried J Crave and my dog ran away screaming.

The guy at the gym smelled like a bear who just finished a workout.