J Crave
J Crave is a cologne so gay it smells like cum and a latte. It can make bears come out of the woods to sniff your butt.
I wore J Crave and a bear came up to me and sniffed my crotch.
My mom used J Crave and got chased by a bear.
At the mall, the guy next to me smelled like a bear after a long day at the gym.